these aren't your mom's...well, wait, no actually they are your mom's jeans.

bOtToM hEaVy. could mom jeans be any less flattering? thanks to diesel, the answer is yes. accentuating the hip and lower abdomen ginormity that is unique and special to the mom jean and their high high waist with a contrasting stitch spanning the vast circumference of the widest part of hip, lower belly, and ass like a line of latitude stretching across a globe, diesel has managed to make this area even more three-dimensional and eye catching. don't believe me? check out the windows on the 14th street side of their union square store. if the camera adds 10lbs and mom jeans a good 25-30, that model might be up to a 3 digit number thanks to diesel. evidently this is their answer to anorexia and eating disorders: jeans that make everyone look fat!

people with large sunglasses shouldn't throw stones.

bUt tHaT aIn't eNoUgH tO sToP mE. as i was crossing union ave this morning at metropolitan, reluctantly making my way to the subway, i caught the profile of a young woman, roughly my age, illuminated by the sun, and it hit me suddenly and with brute force - it is a fine line between hipster chic and miami nursing home post-cataract operation. a very fine line.