may i?

mAy DaY. it's not just a cry for help, it's also a holiday (of sorts). though i'm 97% certain may day is only recognized because it rhymes. or maybe we really do need to designate a day to leave flowers by our doorways to ward off troublesome fairies.

yOu ArE wHaT yOu EaT. i saw a guy wearing a tee shirt bearing this assertion today and the answer is: whatever it was, it was quite large. and quite lumpy.

mOvE oVeR mEreDiTh BaXtEr bIrNeY. first there was kirstie alley's profoundly normal. and now with tonight's hallmark hall of fame presentation, riding the bus with my sister, starring rosie o'donnell, it is confirmed, there is a new leading lady in sunday night movies - the fat retarded woman. sorry unstable, vengeful woman scorned you are so yesterday.