i smell a rat(zinger)

aN oPeN mInD. so they elected a new pope. benedict xvi. let's see, benny is not only opposed to women as priests, but also feminism in general, which he sees as "ignoring biological differences" (damn, these breasts make it so hard for me to think, let alone do any work). he is against artificial birth control, including the use of condoms to prevent the spread of HIV and AIDS. he condemns homosexuality and any efforts to recognize and legalize same sex unions (if it's not a wedding and against natural moral law, do i still have to get my sister and andi a wedding present?). he is against stem cell research (sorry michael j. fox, you're gonna have to learn to live with that twitch) and euthenasia. don't even get him started about abortion. and, oh, that's right, catholicism is in competition with islam.
this guy sounds like a gem, i think he and i would get along famously.